The 18 year old is a fan of actor/comedian Dane Cook and so she was just dying to see him in his new movie entitled Good Luck Chuck. Fortunately for me, a lovely hybrid by the name of Jessica Alba was in it. Truth be told, the broad can?t act a lick, but she visually makes a movie a lot easier to sit through. After a quick bowl for the road (and a pinner rolled up prior to walking into the theater), we jetted off to The Irvine Spectrum.
The movie didn?t start for about 45 minutes, so we (well she) decided to do a little window shopping. Now correct me if I?m wrong, but, my brothers, window shopping means ?not buying anything? right? I should have known better than to trust my shopaholic of a ?girlfriend?. We were stuck in a store called Forever 21 and it was a fuckin madhouse. All of these young girls who were out passed their curfew trying to dress older,ar and all of these milfs looking for ways to hold onto their youth. This shit was both humorous and depressing at the same time.
We missed a few movie trailers because the 18 year old kept lagging on her ?window shopping?, but we at least got to watch the whole movie and I must say that Chuck (Dane Cook?s character) will probably be the envy of all virgin men as he gets to fuck broads left and right throughout the flick. What a fuckin concept ? hot chicks that use you for your cock. That?s music to my ears.
I just had an ?epiphany? (I learned that world from the 18 year old). Bitches are easier to manipulate than you think my brothers. Most men out there are intimidated and fear rejection and their confidence drops because they think pussy rules the world. With that being said, my advice is to fuck with older chicks, milfs if you will, to get your mojo flowin. MILFVixen.com is a good place to start as it?s a visual tutorial of how older women like to get pleasured. A milf?s pants are easy to get into because they are in direct competition with pieces of asses that are 20 years their youth. Think about it. All they want is to be desired.
You?re welcome.
