Naughty Places--where the NASTY stuff is!

Ted Danson is one dude that must’ve been doing some really crazy drugs back in the late 80’s.  After all, he did what no man in their right mind (especially one who played a sex symbol on his TV series) would do…he married Whoopi Goldberg and ended up having to see her face upon waking every day (maybe some Catholic penance type of deal, I dunno)

So I just saw Step Brothers and I gotta say, for a 55 year old milf, Mary Steenburgen is looking damn fine…almost MILFVixen.com material and Ted sure upgraded when he moved from the Whoopi cushion to this all-time milf.

Milfmonth at MILFVixen.com meets the Olympic Games…Milfs just like everyone else who is competing this week in Beijing have events that they specialize in for bringing home the gold.  Can you guess what this hot milfs main events are ?

If you said Diving and Polevaulting you are completely correct.  If the Olympics allowed the kind of diving (for cock) this milf specializes in and this particular kind of pole-vaulting I bet the number of people tuning in would go wayyyy up.

Well we are midway thru Milfmonth and yknow I was thinking…someone should let all these MILFVixen.com super-sluts know that I declared it Milfmonth and other than the Issac Hayes tribute I have done what I can to encourage the world to appreciate the glory of a milf all the more…

Then maybe I can luck out and find myself not only midway into Milf-month but maybe I can score and get midway between a couple of those milfs.

Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft!) You’re damn right… You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother–(Shut your mouth) But I’m talkin’ about Shaft (Then we can dig it)…

All the Milf’s at MILFVixen.com as well as throughout the rest of the world are in mourning this week because the man that made the music that made the legend of Shaft (as well as Chocolate Salty Balls) is dead…RIP Isaac Hayes

Vivacious MILFVixen.com starlet Vicky Vette shows in style again some of the best attributes of a hot milf in this sizzling threesome…

Gender stereotypes hold milf fans as being guys who want to score with these older chicks yet she breaks the stereotype by indulging the chicks of the world who want a hot milf to play with and taste while also getting the man-meat she craves….the best of both worlds for Vicky.

Quick MILFVixen.com milf quiz:

What do a certain blue-eyed crooners cum deposit and a former Spice Girl; both of whom achieve milf status, have in common?

Black boots.  They both sang songs of milfs on the prowl…one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you…in your dreams anyways.

Today for MILF Month, MILFVixen.com extends many heartfelt thanks to Nina Hartley for all the years that we have been able to masturbate to her sexually liberated milf adventures…

Now she surfs the wave of milfdom into gilfdom, and I bet she will stay hot enough to give us at least another ten or twenty years pleasure.